Learn to cook.

Men have always cooked. The idea that this is new and that men are only doing so now because we have been forced from the boardroom in some mythical 'sex war' is a lie.

Feigned helplessness in the kitchen can be appealing (in small doses) to a certain kind of woman but real life helplessness always repels. Furthermore it is expensive. Eating out three times a day costs amount £400 a month.

There are also women who believe helplessness in the kitchen is 'empowered' because being able to care for oneself is patriarchal and degrading because it is something women have traditionally been good at.

Learn to cook!