My latest adventure.

If this blog is ever to be truly useful or inspiring I must take 52 holidays a year. In other words I must find a way to work weekends only and to take Monday to Friday as a holiday. I have already proved to myself that I can spend four days in Oxford for £73- and I think I could do it for even less with what I know now. As a single man I can live on very little and just about afford a Ryanair and rucksack lifestyle. The problem will be keeping body and soul together in England but I feel like being brave. I think I could bare to starve if I were living the dream as I do so. At least I would become thin before I died.

I therefore enter my own Brexit negotiations with my employer and- like Boris Johnson- my chief negotiating strength will be my willingness to burn bridges.