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With £60,000 HSBC investments I will qualify for HSBC Premier. This offers some snob benefits such as using the funny little Premier branches located in the larger HSBC branches. These offer comfortable seats, better coffee and even higher resolution monitors for the Internet banking. More usefully I will receive better interest rates and a loyalty program for my card purchases.
In fact HSBC Premier is a complete bank within a bank. Only specially qualified staff may answer the phone and only specific staff may advise me. In addition I am offered free extended warranty and free travel insurance.